Jeff Goldblum opts out of a religious cult in Run Ronnie Run (2002)
CULT LEADER GLEH’N: “What does Jeff Gold-bloom want?”
JEFF GOLDBLUM: “I want my money back… And I want angels to give it to me. And pixies to count it out, and a gnome or a hobbit or an elf to sleep at the foot of my bed, and have - I just want them all over my backyard. But no matter what happens with any of that, I DO want my money back.”
22nd October 2010
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‘Weird Al’ Yankovic waves to his public in The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
ED: “Ah, they’re not here for you, Frank. ‘Weird Al’ Yankovic is on the plane…”
Guy in restaurant (Willie Garson) in Being John Malkovich (1999)
GUY: “Are you John Malkovich?”
JOHN MALKOVICH: “Yes, I am.”
GUY: “Wow! You’re really, uh, great in that movie…”
JOHN MALKOVICH: “Oh?”
GUY: “…where you play that retard.”
JOHN MALKOVICH: “Oh, thank you very much. Thank you.”
GUY: “I have a cousin… who’s a retard”.
JOHN MALKOVICH: “Oh, thank you.”
GUY: “Yeah. So, um… as you might imagine, it… means a lot to me to see… retards… portrayed, uh, on the silver screen so compassionately.”
David Bowie helps judge a fashion model Walk Off in Zoolander (2001)
“If nobody has any objections, I believe I might be of service.”
Winona Ryder is really into Zoolander (2001)
“I just thought the way you handled losing that award to Hansel… and then you sort of laid low for a while… and then made your comeback… It was so courageous.”
