Jeff Goldblum opts out of a religious cult in Run Ronnie Run (2002)

CULT LEADER GLEH’N: “What does Jeff Gold-bloom want?” JEFF GOLDBLUM: “I want my money back… And I want angels to give it to me. And pixies to count it out, and a gnome or a hobbit or an elf to sleep at the foot of my bed, and have - I just want them all over my backyard. But no matter what happens with any of that, I DO want my money back.”
Jeff Goldblum opts out of a religious cult in Run Ronnie Run (2002)

CULT LEADER GLEH’N: “What does Jeff Gold-bloom want?” JEFF GOLDBLUM: “I want my money back… And I want angels to give it to me. And pixies to count it out, and a gnome or a hobbit or an elf to sleep at the foot of my bed, and have - I just want them all over my backyard. But no matter what happens with any of that, I DO want my money back.”
Jeff Goldblum opts out of a religious cult in Run Ronnie Run (2002)

CULT LEADER GLEH’N: “What does Jeff Gold-bloom want?” JEFF GOLDBLUM: “I want my money back… And I want angels to give it to me. And pixies to count it out, and a gnome or a hobbit or an elf to sleep at the foot of my bed, and have - I just want them all over my backyard. But no matter what happens with any of that, I DO want my money back.”
Jeff Goldblum opts out of a religious cult in Run Ronnie Run (2002)

CULT LEADER GLEH’N: “What does Jeff Gold-bloom want?” JEFF GOLDBLUM: “I want my money back… And I want angels to give it to me. And pixies to count it out, and a gnome or a hobbit or an elf to sleep at the foot of my bed, and have - I just want them all over my backyard. But no matter what happens with any of that, I DO want my money back.”

Jeff Goldblum opts out of a religious cult in Run Ronnie Run (2002)

CULT LEADER GLEH’N: “What does Jeff Gold-bloom want?” 
JEFF GOLDBLUM: “I want my money back… And I want angels to give it to me. And pixies to count it out, and a gnome or a hobbit or an elf to sleep at the foot of my bed, and have - I just want them all over my backyard. But no matter what happens with any of that, I DO want my money back.”

Val Kilmer as himself in The Love Guru (2008)

Jean Claude Van Damme attends the premiere of Jack Slater IV in Last Action Hero (1993)

“Are you kidding? I would not miss this premiere for a second!”